Alexa... Play Some Haux Shit

A prepared haux has an appropriate playlist for every occasion. And this haux comes prepared! I’ve got the right songs for every mood. To get you ready for the weekend, sure to be full of 4/20 high sex and stress-induced post-Easter Sunday service hookups, I’ve decided to share some of my faves.

Leave some of your go-to haux tracks in the comments. Put me on. What do you fuck to?

New Playmate

Perfect tracks for your first session…

Imagination - Floetry

Say It - Ne-yo

First Fuck - 6lack & Jhene Aiko

No Looking Back - Syd

So Good - Marsha Ambrosius

Can U Handle It? - Usher

Hate Sex

Songs for fuckin’ somebody you ain’t got no business fuckin’…

Poison - Brent Fiyaz

Is It a Crime - Sade

Bad Habit - Maxwell

Too Deep - dvsn

Caught Out There - Kelis

Insatiable - Prince (If you know me in real life, you know I had to put some Prince on this list!)

Showin’ Off

For when you wanna be the star of the show…

Maniac - Jhene Aiko

Shut It Down - Drake

Terrified - Childish Gambino

All The Time - Jeremih & Lil’ Wayne

Sex With Me - Rihanna

The Panties - Mos Def


Put on your onesie, grab your paci, and let daddy take care of you…

Child’s Play - SZA & Chance the Rapper

Papi Pacify - FKA Twigs

6 8 - Gabriel Garzon Montano

La La La - Ari Lennox

Mood - dvsn

Teach Me - Miguel

Impact Play or Bondage

Can you stay in position until the end of the song?

Sucker for Pain - Suicide Squad soundtrack (There are like 40 artists on this song. I can’t remember ‘em all.)

Earned It - The Weeknd

Rope Burn - Janet Jackson

Red Light Special - TLC

Untitled (How Does it Feel) - D’Angelo

Novacane - Frank Ocean


Because there’s no such thing as “bad sex” when you’re high…

So High - Doja Cat

High For This - The Weeknd

Turn Your Lights Down Low - Bob Marley & Lauryn Hill

Sative - Jhene Aiko

Too Fast - Sonder

Tadow - Masego

Just Because

A few of my favorites that fit just about any mood…

What’s It Gonna Be - Busta Rhymes & Janet Jackson

WiFi - DRAM & Erykah Badu

Insane - Eric Benet

Closer - Corinne Bailey Rae

Marathon - Raheem DeVaughn

Any Time, Any Place - Janet Jackson (This one’s GREAT if exhibitionism is your kink!)

Group Play

I don’t know of a lot of songs that speak to this particular kink, but these are GOOD!

3way - Teyana Taylor

Love2Love - Janet Jackson

Me U & Hennessey - Dej Loaf & Lil’ Wayne

Tell me your favorites or hip to something new in the comments.


Jennifer Eden (@slutofthemonth) is a poet, sex educator, and event curator from Baltimore who recently relocated to Philly to start over. Her work centers her identity as a Black queer femme and highlights the complexities of being a survivor, overcoming mental health hurdles, and healing from family and social traumas. She believes that gender is a social construct, that writing connects us to our ancestors and descendants, and that sex is a lot of fun! She produces burlesque and variety shows with The Haux Hive and loves a good, cheap white wine.

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